My cat has been helping me get through a really horrible 6 day exam. I’ve been trying to bribe her with catnip to type my essays for me, but so far she’s only agreed to sit on the keyboard and purr. I thought I’d up the stakes, and offer to buy her a new wardrobe if she worked harder. She was pretty disgusted by the site I found, but it made my day.

CAT PRIN — the tailor for a cat you know — it is — fact which will become dearer than former if a cat has clothes on

But I thought that maybe I’m aiming too high trying to get her to write essays that even I can’t write. Perhaps instead, if I get Cat the Anne of Green Gables outfit, “The cat which became a hood figure is likely to have a broom at any moment, and is likely to begin cleaning.” Great! I can put her to work on the kitchen instead!

I also learnt from this wonderful site that, having got Cat’s help, I must “say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. “– be flooded — a way — good — having done one’s best — ! –“. ”

There you go. You learn something new everyday.

One happy cat.

Would you trust this cat to write your exam?